Miss teen usa with her Bikini

Miriam Leone Is Miss Italia 2008

If you were to ask me, all miss contests, pageants and so on and so forth are no better than a bovine auctioning… But hey… At least the cows are fed… Just take a look at a very very very starving Miss Italia 2008, Miriam Leone ruining a perfectly good black bikini!

Gemma Garrett Miss Great Britain Strips Down and Bears all for Zoo Magazine

If you were to ask me, Miss contests are the lowest possible form of human and animal degradation, more so than even top models walking the catwalk, ecologists saving some nasty ass koala bears, golf players, Jesus and Tom Cruise.

Well, here is Gemma Garrett Miss Great Britain stripped down and bearing all for Zoo magazine. Sure enough… You look into her eyes, and you can immerse yourself in a feeling of unmilked cow starring blindly into the sun… Let’s be honest here… the purity in her eyes reflects a complete purity in her neurons… no comprehensive thought has ever formed, or even touched Gemma Garrett’s brain cells.

But on the other hand she probably fights for world peace and to end global hunger with each breast at a time. What have you been doing lately to help the planet?

Miss Bikini 2008 Swimwear Catwalk

“This is a limited edition collection of bikinis, as well as cocktail dresses, created by the design team of Alessandra and Francesca Piancentini for the Fashion For Relief Association, which is a charitable organization that Naomi Campbell founded in 2005. The Organizations benefits this year will be given to flood victims in the UK.”